Thursday, October 9, 2008

Statement of Intent


CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ENTERED YOUR SAFE HAVEN FROM THE DREADED POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
You are now being embraced within the long lost lair of the Louisiana State Possum, AKA the South Park of the Hunter region, minus the animation, although the physique of your host does somewhat resemble that of South Park's Cartman. Here you will find tolerance created by Cosmopolitanism, so often confused by those who should know better, as the divisive Multiculturalism.
What will not be tolerated is mediocrity, therefore all things not up to scratch no longer exist, despite too many people accepting them as the norm.
THIS IS A BRITNEY FREE ZONE. NO LINDSAY, MADONNA, PARIS, TIMBERLAKE, M and M, OR IS IT EMINEM.
NO DINGLE BINGLE, THE INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED BRYNNE AND HER CRIMINAL HUBBY AND NO MORE OF THOSE TALENTLESS, DOG UGLY AND BRAIN DEAD RAPPERS AND BORING HIP HOPPERS. HOW THEY WIN AWARDS I'LL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND.
No George Dubya or Sarah whatsaname? It looks as though the Septics have spoken, Pit Bulls in public places require collars and leads, not lipstick. McCain you've done it again?.....I'm afraid not. At least you're old enough to retire, poor old Sarah retreats back to Alaska....God help 'em. Then again they did vote her in as Governor. When she dies, she won't go to Hell, as she's already been there.
No John Howard ( remember him?). No insane Muslim Muftis preaching their warped religious filth to their dog ignorant and radical congregations, most of whom believe that God supports and encourages mass murderers. Send them all and I mean ALL, back home to the shit heaps of their birth. No 3rd. rate local TV dramas with actors that make the cast of Neighbours and Home and Away almost appear talented. No meaningless Logie awards, AFL football, Gay Mardi Gras parades with highly over inflated attendance figures, no money guzzling Toll roads, or TV hosts and presenters with those ridiculous spiky hairdos, no rude and crude Shock Jocks and most definetly no Karl Stefanovic and just about anything the 10 Network regards as meaningful entertainment.

As one becomes more au fait with these rotten computers there will be additions, subtractions and alterations to what is not much more than the tumble weeding tales of an ageing egotist. The main purpose of these postings is to ensure my immediate family has a record of what it used to be like during the politically incorrect past and to demonstrate that even without today's technology, it was still possible to, in actual fact, it was much easier to live life to the full. What we all celebrated most was life itself and being young enough to enjoy every second of it. The most important factor was this all transpired without any harm to others and/or their property. If any of my former mates and partners in crime stumble onto what is written, there will be lots of smiles and knowing nods of the head.
If you are politically incorrect, enjoy the surf and sand along with pre teen mischief and where it can take you, this may interest you, if not, you’ve been warned.

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