Friends and Partners

Breakfast then...….



Breakfast now.....Sheesh!!

The infamous 190.

Tom's snog machine.

Windows before.....

Windows after.

Snog House.

Strike me lucky.

The following tales are all dedicated to the late Lesley Hopewell, who sadly passed away before her time after losing her battle with the dreaded big C.

God bless you Lu, Rest in Peace.

Heady Days and Nights

Although I am content  with my current existence, my thoughts constantly return to the times when breakfast was food and did not have to be preceded by a bucket full of tablets. There was no defibrillator to set off the alarm when leaving the library or supermarket. Petrol was around 25 cents per gallon and beer cost 18 cents a schooner. Drive in movies and Ten Pin bowling were the popular ways to entertain oneself, in our case it was almost always with the girls, God bless ‘em. We all certainly must have had many adventures and covered a massive amount of territory, as during the years that followed, it seemed that our times together lasted several years and not a mere 2 to 3 years at best.

Our friendships were strong, our interests the same and we were determined to make each and every weekend an absolute blast......and did. 
What follows is an assortment of what I have always regarded as being some of the many highlights in my sinful life.  One hastens to point out that despite all the fun and frolicing that occured  during those sometimes naughty years, like all good things, they eventually came to an end.  A new phase of my life got under way when, for the first time in my life I met a very pretty brunette who I cared about more than my beloved surf club.

Girls who simply just wanted to have fun......and usually did.

SEASONS 1961--63

What made the 1960’s special for me, was being parentally unsupervised, which meant playing up something terrible every weekend on or around the beach and the northern beaches peninsula. The late American crooner Dean Martin and I had one thing in common; my mother and his wife never knew we drank until we came home sober one evening. All I can say is thank God for the girls, who saw to it that our every waking moment was not spent drinking ourselves to a state of inebriated oblivion at either the Arms, Mona Vale, or at the local RSL. During those heady days and nights, there were three extremely top sorts, all blondes, who attempted to keep us on the straight and narrow with varying success. To protect the innocent, I shall refer to them as Michelle, Lulu and Polly. 

Two weeks after the opening of the new surf club building in November 1960, I was riding my surf ski at dusk one Friday evening, when a group of guys and gals arrived on the beach and began talking. After I deemed myself to be shark bait I paddled ashore and was asked to join this group of around nine or ten bods by local girl Denise Ware. I knew who half of them were and the strangers were introduced to me by Denise. One of the girls present happened to be Michelle who took an instant shine to me and made her attentions clear as crystal. At first I showed no interest as I had the hots for a pretty Kiwi bird named Jocelyn. Around 3 months later long after I had bombed out with Joss, I found myself partnering the persistent Michelle.

Early in January 1961 I was returning to the club after having a late breakfast at the local coffee shop, the La Fiesta and noticed my two assistant rabble rousers Tom and Jim chatting to two attractive blondes near the entrance of the clubhouse. They happened to be two sisters from Fivedock whose parents had purchased a holiday home almost on the water at the northern end of Avalon Beach. They were keen to make friends with some of the local surf club guys and invited whoever was interested to spend the afternoon getting to know each other in their house. Five of us took up their offer and did just that. I  wonder what the girls thought of Tom living at North Rocks, Jim at Carlingford, Trevor and Jim Rayner at Marrickville and me at Annandale.
At 5pm that afternoon the two glamorous sisters, Lesley and Paula attended our Sunday drinks in the club and what an effect that had on me.
This was the beginning of what could only be called a unique friendship. For the first time in my life I fell head over heels in love with the younger sister Paula, who I regarded as being not just beautiful physically, but in only a few weeks of knowing her I also believed she was a beautiful person to boot.
As I type my affection for her has never decreased despite having a total of 7 other steady girlfriends who I thought the world of, but they all had one fault, they weren't Paula.
Having a massive inferiority complex at that time I kept my feelings to myself as I could not imagine one as pretty as Paula would want anything to do with a boofhead like me.

At first the three girls hit it off and were united in their attempts to prevent us idiots from self destructing at the pubs and clubs. There was hardly an activity that didn't involve us and all three of the girls, we were almost completely inseparable.  It was the 3 girls who suggested that we keep on coming to Avalon throughout the winter months. This we did and ended up up having an absolute ball keeping each other company all year round. Lesley and Paula also answered to their nicknames of Lulu and Polly. Paula would always join Tom and I surfing on her Malibu when us two guys were out riding on our surf skis.   

Although Michelle became my steady at the time, my feelings for the other two, at times reached astronomical heights. In retrospect I’ve never ceased regretting failing to keep in touch, when fate decreed we travel through life along different paths, but during those fantastic times, we were just kids who were enjoying each other’s company and sharing the many good times together, with lots of laughter thrown in for good measure.

The three girls, although not permanent Avalon residents, were regarded as locals by all and sundry, as every weekend they would be seen attempting to keep us guys out of mischief. Their extremely long suffering yet tolerant parents had well appointed holiday homes at Avalon and many unforgettable times were spent within their walls.

Michelle's House.

Former site of Lu and Polly's house.

The female trio were like chalk and cheese. Lulu cut a mean figure in her one piece, but was never really a beach babe as her primary interest was automobiles and boy oh boy, how she loved driving her little grey Fiat 600 fast.....and I mean extremely fast. I think it would be truthful to say that she was a bit of a tomboy and I loved her for it. Her sister Polly was your typical stereotyped surfer girl, close to two inches taller than her older sister, with long, thick blonde hair falling several inches below her shoulders and having a body most girls would die for, particularly when partially clad in her one of her bikinis, with or without the white board shorts. Polly was an excellent surfer and many of my own Malibu board riding skills, be they as they were, were sharpened by the many surfing sessions we shared, mostly at North Avalon. Michelle was always outwardly tolerant and on occasions extremely forgiving, despite how frustrating my outrageous behaviour was on a regular basis.
On most Friday nights I would arrive at 5:50pm on the 190 and then await the arrival of the other gang members. If Michelle wasn't quick enough to latch on to me at the clubhouse, I would be off to the Newport pub until 10:00pm  then back home to the Avalon RSL to become completely and utterly legless by 1:00am. Quite often Tom and I would take the two sisters Lesley and Paula bowling, or to a Drive In. When Lesley started going steady with Jim, Tom and I still got to spend many Friday nights and Saturday mornings with the sisters. Jim didn't seem to mind and eventually Michelle too regarded it as the norm. I was always suspicious of Michelle at the time, that she had a hidden desire to become a high flying social celebrity and eventually marry a movie star such as Rock Hudson. [Oh boy, if only she had known the truth way back then]. 

Many folk would regard the above as being a little weird, or even a bit kinky, but to us all those years ago it seemed perfectly natural. I had been going with Michelle for at least 3 to 4 months when one Friday night I arrived at the club at 6:00 pm., followed by Tom a few minutes later. Jim was not with Tom as he had to work Saturday morning and when Tom and I went upstairs to the dance hall, the phone rang. It was the two sisters Lesley and Paula wanting to know who was in the clubhouse. I told them it was just Tom and I and they then expressed a desire to go to a Drive In. Because I had very strong feelings for both sisters, it was fine by me and Tom also was all for it. Within 5 minutes the girls arrived and it was into Tom's wagon and the four of us were off to the movies. Throughout the many months that followed, this became a semi regular occurence and even though at first Michelle was not exactly thrilled, she eventually accepted it as normal behavior. There was never anything heavy that transpired, but boy, didn't I get to become a fair dinkum kissin' cousin with both sisters. 
There were quite a few other occasions during my relationship with Michelle when I used to pair off with both the two sisters. Each and every one of us were aware what was going on and after a while even Michelle herself accepted it as being normal behaviour.

Sometime on a normal two day weekend during the second half of 1961 Tom, Jim, Michael, the two sisters and myself travelled in Tom's station wagon to Falls Creek in Victoria to demonstrate what hopeless skiers we were.
A full report of that trip may be read in one of other blogs namely A Real Snow Job.

It was sometime during late February or possibly in March 1962 my relationship with Michelle ended and I am certain it wasn't too long afterwards Tom and I arrived at our Sunday drinks (QY's) and noticed two very pretty girls sitting by themselves at another table. None of the others knew who they were, so Tom and I introduced ourselves and joined them at their table. One hour and a half later Tom drove them home and on the following Saturday all four of us went on a picnic at a place I no longer can recall. By Sunday evening Tom had Carolyn and I had Patty as our girlfriends.

Despite the four of us knocking around together, we still got to keep in touch with our two favourite blondes and every now and then I was still driven home to Annandale by both Lesley and Paula and was still able to participate in the back seat snogging with them both. I spent many a time surfing still with Polly during the weekends as well. My God, wasn't life tough. 

YOU LEAD, I’LL FOLLOW

I know I should not admit to this, but I am truly ashamed that back then I had no idea what the girls did for a living. I obviously was so caught up in all the great times we were having that I didn’t think it mattered. All I know for certain is that Polly went on to become a Physiotherapist after we all lost touch with one another. One vivid memory keeps on re-occurring over and over again. There was fast-running surf at North Avalon, Polly and yours truly were both becoming frustrated at not being able to get beyond the break.

 My arms felt like spaghetti, but the two of us refused to stop paddling. After resurfacing from a duck dive I noticed that the broken wave had pushed Polly’s bikini bottom well below her well rounded buttocks, but she kept on going like the proverbial threshing machine. 

All I could do was to follow behind her and hope that another wave didn’t push her backwards and on top of me, possibly causing our friendship to be taken one step beyond the platonic relationship that it was at the time. Sometimes it’s the simple things in life that provide one with inspiration. Only when we finally made it safely out the back did she appear to notice her state of undress. Being a gentleman I turned away my gaze [I could still see out of the corner of my eye however] while she desperately attempted to return things to their proper place. After successfully accomplishing this she then actually apologised to me for making me feel uncomfortable. What I was actually feeling at the time made her apology totally unnecessary, but I dared not utter a single word.

One other thing about Paula was she never ever used anything that resembled bad language and on the odd occasion when any of us let something slip out, we all would without fail apologise for it. Even the foulmouthed board riders out the back toned it down whenever Paula was surfing among them. Nothing used to frustrate me more than attempting to reach the security of being out beyond the broken surf on one of those all too common days when there was a fast running surf. On one such day I'm  advancing around 5 metres and then being pushed back 10.  Needless to say I was guilty of screaming out loud at Huey profanities that would have embarrassed Gordon Ramsey and my blood pressure was rising as way too much time was passing with me still paddling in roughly the same spot.
Finally at long last the lull arrived and I was able to reach the take off area behind the swells and waves. Who happened to  be there along with the other mal riders, you guessed it, Paula.
I enquired whether she had heard me going off my brain and with a shocked look on her face she replied, "Was that you, you're absolutely disgusting, I'm truly shocked Pogo."

I WISH I WAS AS YOUNG NOW AS MR. SHEEHAN WAS THEN

 

Denise and Lenya were two local beauties who were the best of friends and quite often would be seen surfing together. They were both better than average board riders, who like Polly, had earned the respect of the male surfers. Denise had all of her lumps and bumps in precisely the right places and Lenya was simply a young teenage Elle MacPherson.

Every now and then some of the more fortunate guys would be called upon to apply copious quantities of coconut oil to the backs of these two shapely females and their well put together sunbaking companions. 

There was never a shortage of willing volunteers to see to the girls request. A quick glance at the photo below fully explains why.

While standing together with Brian Sheehan on the surf club's deck having a chat, he suddenly commented, "Now there's something you don't get to see every day." Standing side by side on their Malibus, no more than 2 feet apart and chatting merrily away with each other, while a small broken wave was slowly taking them towards the beach were Denise and Lenya. Both girls at the time were wearing not much more than two thimbles and a cork.

After giving out a big sigh, Brian then said, "There are times like this when I wish I was as young as you Pogo." I made no comment as I was still gazing at the pulse racing site responsible for his statement.......Oh God, I'm beginning to salivate.

HE TOOK HER INTO THE FOG AND MIST

 

Some of the senior clubbies were quite confused trying to work out who in our elite little group was actually going out with whom. This was because we would all be sighted on various occasions hanging out with different partners. Now, listen very carefully, as I will say this only once [Oops, sorry Rene]. Jim and Lu were an item, as were Michelle and I and Polly had made it clear she was not interested in forming a permanent relationship with anyone, but she was just as partial to a decent snog as we all were at the time. When Jim had to work on the odd Saturday, Lu would pair off with either Tom or sometimes another Jim who I shall call JR and Polly was able to choose whoever she happened to fancy at the time. When Michelle was unable to be present, Polly would nearly always pair off with lucky me. When both Michelle and Jim were absent at the same time, Tom and I would toss a coin to determine who was having who or quite often we would let the two sisters decide for themselves. Generally speaking they tended to take turns swapping Tom and I around. My God, life was tough back then.

I feel I should make it perfectly clear that my relationship with the two sisters remained strictly platonic, but we still had the ability to completely fog up a Holden station wagon in quick time and invariably did so on numerous occasions. One senior member named John was completely and utterly bamboozled by, what he perceived to be, our kinky behaviour. John was known as Feltex, because of all the time he spent on the mat as an amateur boxer. His so called mates used to say he took out advertising on the soles of his shoes, mean bastards. One day when all six of us arrived in the car park, we saw him entering the clubhouse and conspired to confuse him even further. We all paired off with different partners and entered the building holding hands and commenced cuddling and kissing each other, making sure that John was watching. Later on that day John approached me and with an enigmatic look on his face he enquired as to who was going out with whom. Although the meaning was the same, he phrased his question quite differently. It would not be polite to put in writing the exact words he used when making his enquiry.

Returning home late one freezing cold winter’s morning from what may have been a midnight Drive In, Polly and I were snuggled together using each other’s body heat to de frost ourselves. After a while we both fell sound asleep long before arriving back at the club.

Upon reaching the clubs car park, Jim took Lu home and after throwing a blanket over Polly and me, all the others adjourned to the club and headed for the bunkhouse. When I opened my eyes I noticed the sun had risen, it obviously was morning. Polly was cradled in my arms, her head resting on my chest, still sound asleep. Attempting to look at my wrist watch I caused her to stir and it wasn’t too long before she opened her eyes. She placed her arms around my neck and reached up, positioned herself comfortably, then kissed me ever so tenderly on the lips.

My pulse rate suddenly slowed when after only a few seconds had passed, she snapped to attention and asked almost frantically “Oh my God, What time is it?” I told her it was eight thirty and she panicked, “Mum and Dad are going to kill me,” she stated and commenced to leave the car to begin the 500 metre walk home north along the beach. I insisted on going with her and received another kiss on the cheek for my gallantry.

We entered the rear of the house via the kitchen door and lo and behold Mum and Dad were sitting at the breakfast table waiting for us. I didn’t think anything of it at the time, but I noticed Mum turn her head away to hide what I thought was a silly smile on her face. Dad, dropping his voice at least two octaves, enquired of his young and exceptionally pretty daughter, “And what have you been up to until this totally unacceptable hour young lady?” Polly’s reply was truthful yet extremely incriminating, “Nothing Dad, I only spent the night sleeping with Pogo.” Bloody hell! Thanks a lot Pol, just what your Dad wanted to hear. Expecting Polly’s poorly phrased excuse to go down like a lead balloon, I immediately started looking for a large hole to jump into when her Mum gave a little squeak and started to shake uncontrollably and Dad began laughing so loud I thought he was going to wet himself. It turned out that Lu had informed her parents of our situation and everything was cool. I even scored a free breakfast. Mrs. H told Polly, "Seeing how you've kept Pogo up half the night, I think it only fair you should make him breakfast." Polly replied, "Must I?" But she did, Toast and Vegemite and cheese with tea or coffee.

During June 1962 I finally got my driving licence in my Uncle Jack's Morris Minor. He had no objection with me taking the car for a spin around Annandale, Leichhardt and as far afield as Fivedock most evenings through the week. I mentioned in passing to Lulu what I was up to and she suggested I pop in for a visit and a cup of tea. One Wednesday night I did just that. Lesley, her Mum and Dad and me were watching the British TV series Z Cars, when Paula arrived home from a friend's house. She stopped in the doorway to the living room and asked,"What are you doing here Pogo?" I simply stared at her, unable to talk. The extremely well put together cute little blonde who was my number one brief bikini clad surfing companion, my skiing partner in the snow at Falls Creek, the pilot of Lulu's little Fiat, always willing to drive me home Sunday evenings and my regular car fogging snogging accomplice during the past 12 months or more, was wearing a dark blue school uniform and carrying a small school case with various stickers all over it. After a while she asked me, "What are you staring at Pogo?" Finally after recovering from the initial shock, I told her, "Paula, I've never seen you this way before."

Monday to Friday. Sweet.

Saturday and Sunday. Hot

I was then ordered not to say a word to anyone in Avalon about it, under penalty of death. Her jacket had a rather large badge above the front pocket that said, "PREFECT" and she was wearing little white socks and a pair of black Bata Poneytail school shoes.

I was about to ask her whether her shoes had animal tracks on the soles, but refrained from doing so, as I was certain she would have scratched my eyes out. Even in a school uniform, Polly still looked ravishing.

There were of course other young and virile members of the opposite sex who were part of our exclusive little clique. The two Kiwis, Jocelyn and Carol, Patti and Carolyn, who became our partners eventually, sandgropers Lynn and Julie, my matchmaking local cutie Denise and the gorgeous Lenya  and various others whose names now escape me, much to my shame and sorrow. Was life tough? Whaddya reckon? 

MIDSUMMER FOGS

 

One thing I loathed and detested was returning home on a Sunday evening to face another 5 days at work away from the beach. This became much more bearable when Lulu offered to drive me home in the little grey Italian rocket.

The Rocket.

This was to become a regular occurrence and became even more exciting when Polly obtained her driving licence and when Jim drove Lu home in his car, she would drive me home in Lulu’s. We always left Avalon at 8pm sharp and would arrive outside my Annandale home around 9pm. It did not matter who drove me home, saying goodnight to one another became almost an erotic art form. At any time from 9:30 pm to 11:00pm I would finally enter the house, leaving the Fiat with enough moisture on its windows to indefinitely support a small human colony on the planet Mars. A mate of mine who lived several houses up the street used to quite often pass by at around 9:15pm on his way home from a milk bar in Stanmore where he worked. On two consecutive Sunday evenings he recognised me saying goodnight to Lu and Polly respectively and assumed we were engaged in doing a whole lot more than we actually were. 

The following Wednesday evening while we were all walking to the local cinema, he told some of the Annandale mob what he thought he had seen. Ashamedly, I did not contradict his version of the perceived back seat activities and for quite some time I became a local legend inundated with enquiries about what does one do to join a surf lifesaving club. All the back seat slap and tickle continued on unabated, even after I obtained my driving licence. Occasionlly, the girls were brave enough to allow me a turn behind the wheel whilst driving home.

Approximately 12 months later when competing at the Manly surf carnival, I was more than just mildly surprised to meet several of the old Annandale gang, happy and content with their new adopted lifestyle within the beach and surf lifesaving culture. Although not as surprised to learn that I was a clubbie, some of them had serious and genuine concerns about my sanity when they discovered I was a member of the boat crew.

The following is something that my old mate Schooners at Brunswick knows all about. He too in his early clubbing years travelled on the legendary 190 from Wynyard to Avalon. I’ve often wondered if Fibbers* did.... Hmmh! an interesting thought, if not frightening.

THE NORTHERN BUS PRIAPUS………OR HOW TO GET A HEAD IN LIFE

 

Although described accurately at another web site by a former clubbie, I nevertheless feel compelled to inform anyone interested, of a physical condition known as either Travellers Cock, or Convoy Cock. I preferred to call it, Pilgrims Prick. Due to the fact, that my insatiable appetite for ice cold amber fluid kept me both broke and carless for the first five years, my only means of transportation was the public kind. It mattered not what time of day or evening one boarded the 190, somewhere before reaching Avalon, the dreaded PP would strike without warning. Alighting from a double decker was not a major problem as all one had to do was to gallop down the stairs at the rear of the bus, then out the doorless opening. Leaving one of the more modern single deckers was a different kettle of fish, as one generally was seated at the back of the bus. All one could do was to look straight ahead, weave or barge one’s way towards the front of the bus, hoping not to impale any fellow commuters along the way, or causing elderly female passengers to either faint or possibly recall erotic memories of their youth.

While enjoying a cappuccino at, what was then the La Fiesta coffee lounge, much to my surprise, I was approached by one of the extremely good looking local sorts, who had what could be called a dubious reputation. We had coffee and I was invited to escort her home to North Avalon. She didn’t seem concerned that we would have to take the 190 bus and appeared not to be put off by the fact that I was only wearing a pair of Speedo budgie smugglers at the time. She too was only wearing a one piece, but she looked a lot better in hers than I did in mine. The bus journey was only three or four stops and lasted approximately three to four minutes, yet, you guessed it, the dreaded PP began to raise its ugly head. [What an unfortunate but extremely descriptive choice of words]. I have no idea whether it was simply the curse of the dreaded 190, or the fact that her smooth, warm outer thigh was touching mine, but Mother Nature sent the blood flowing to where it believed it would do the most good. Not having my overnight bag, or even my hat or cap, all I could do was keep my knees together and my hands crossed you know where. We left the bus after the cheeky conductress, sporting a Cheshire cat like grin, informed me that I was taking up too much room on the seat, but then insisted that I accept a free ride. " You deserve it," she said.........Bitch! My female companion never made any comment until we arrived at her place, where we discovered her mum was still at home, so putting to an end any hanky panky that may, or may not have happened. She thanked me for seeing her home and told me she had truly enjoyed my company and when I told her that I too had enjoyed hers, her response was, with a saucy wink of the eye, “So I noticed.” I pole vaulted all the way back to the beach for a long overdue soaking in the cold surf. 

All the fun and games involving the girls mentioned above slowly but surely started to grind to a halt around 1963 when the Surfers Stomp erupted at the Avalon club. It was during November 1962 when my beautiful girlfriend Patty ended our relationship suddenly. A few short months later there was a mutual attempt at a reconciliation, but both of us realised the spark previously there was no longer present and we parted on excellent terms.

Throughout the 1960's local girls Denise and Lenya remained in view on the beach, in the club and at the Pub, but the others drifted off along different paths and were never seen again.
It could be said they all went out in a blaze of glory, for when a huge mass rescue took place at Avalon towards the end of March 1963 the girls were being examined on the beach for their Qualifying Certificates and played an active role during the rescue as my linesmen when I was swimming a surf line out to our shattered surf boat drifting in the rip to Little Avalon.

The girls received a letter of commendation from the SLSA for their awards and for their marvellous efforts during the rescue. The squad was.......

Denise Ware, Lenya Laurich, Paula Hopewell (Polly), Lesley Hopewell (Lulu), Tom's girlfriend Carolyn Druce and my former partner Patricia Jarratt.

The girls feature in my account of the mass rescue in A DAY AT THE OFFICE


Last but not least, the most important friend and partner came into my life during 1971 and my rabble rousing days became no more than a memory. The girl responsible was a cute, well endowed and cheeky brunette named Gabi Lannen. The greatest thing in my life had been the surf club and all the trappings that went with it, this was no longer the case. My life was about to change for the better and I knew it. 

Gabi, Robyn, Bruce and John.  Wading at Sunpatch.

A bit  older, but still showing off at Ettalong.

Gabi introduced me to people and places I never knew existed. Sydney's Chinatown became the Friday night venue for a good feed at the Green Jade in Dixon St. The two of us were well known at the Beverly Hills Pizza Hut and it was par for the course for a large pizza each to be devoured, then washed down with several cleansing lagers.  I introduced her to the Annandale hotel on the corner of Parramatta Road and Nelson street where I used to sing on most Friday evenings. Like me, Gabi enjoyed having the odd beer on a fairly regular basis and preferred it to be a schooner of old. Before I knew it I was transformed into a devoted husband and father.

Isn't life wonderful?

It most certainly is.

WHAT’S IN A NAME?

 

Hardly any clubbie was called by his given name, but by a nickname determined by some real or imaginary personal trait......................Check out some of the following.

Fibbers, Pedro, Beast, Swizzle, Rodent, Pogo, Smiley, Doc, Roscoe, JD, Dirty Pierre, Kegs, Guts, Doberman, Fat Man, Feltex, Drovers Dog, Mulga, Mumbles, Bombhead, Nikko, Slippery, Abo, The Face, Wal the Plumber, Schnoz, Farls, Schooners, Nipper, Boots & younger brother Thongs, Scotty, Mort the Sport, Sam, Burgho, Ding King, Splasher, Snap, Friendly, Lump, Bazza, The Mouth, Bull, Wocker, The Bear, Robbo, Wop, Davo, Clem, Mongrel, Churchy, Macca and finally, The Little King. There were many others I feel sure, but these are a few that readily came to mind.